User Profile

I like pie, squirt guns and my girlfriend. I created this fucking Gay Live Journal which totally erased everything I wrote not two seconds ago because I did not enter a correct United States territory when I accidentily put Afghanistan as my country of Origin. WELL, how's that for user interface. I made this thing just to spite all you emo wrist slitting cry babies out there who lack the courage to actually interface with real people versus writing it in your journal knowing that said person will read it later. My advice, grow a fucking backbone before this terrible construct of a society forces you to totally subdue your people interaction skills. Honestly, why is it more comfortable to sit inside and listen to what your appliances tell you is normal - when that state of nomalcy is just some commercially designed paradigm meant to keep the populace in check and fearful of interaction. Gasp! You might actually have to talk to someone and actually tell them how you feel rather than write down your most personal feelings and let the world read it? That makes a lot of sense. Go slit your wrists and die - no one cares.

That being said, I enjoy making bombs, and diving into vats of jell-o. Sometimes I go on pic nics. I grew up in CA and moved to Antarctica, er I mean, NH, 7 years ago. I totally owned my semester at Norwich and loved the whole ROTC scene. Sometimes I sit around contemplating splitting an atom in the middle of my room - but its usually cut short by a flatulant sound.

I like to make movies - so I go to Fitchburg State. I've enjoyed being single for about 9 months or thereabouts. I enjoy cooking - cat. But no really, I like to cook. I got these cool sneakers with rollers in the heels - they are called Heelies! Woo, what a fad. Then one day I killed my puppy.

I worked as a projectionist for almost a year and never got caught splicing porn into Home on the Range. Yeah, I've heard that one way too many times. I'm pretty optimistic. I think the world will end at any minute. So I try to have lots of rowdy unprotected sex and do all sorts of drugs.

I like to argue about politics and enjoy someone who is smart enough to understand the world around them. I liked sedition and polygraph tests. Sometimes I like volcanoes. I mainly collect dvds. I have 300 almost from all genres. That was far easier than collecting spleens. Anyway, enough about me, I sure do love our President. He almost won that first election, so its a good thing he won this time. I'm a Scorpio.